A Primary school teacher explains to her class that she is an Liverpool supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Liverpool supporters, too. Queen Elizabeth sat through Hitler, the Cold war, and the threat of Nuclear war but watching Ronaldo play in the Europa League is where she drew the line. He said: "I don't have an explanation. I have to find out, it's only going on what I've seen. The first half was quite in control. Maybe we had the better chances, we made one mistake. Your da watches James Bond in the bath and calls himself bubble 07' - Craig Brittles Read More Related Articles

What is the difference between Arsenal’s players going to Chelsea and Chelsea’s players going to Arsenal? The third passenger was Mikel Arteta: I am the Manager of Arsenal FC and I am one of the most creative, most intelligent, and well-remembered­ football players. He takes one and jumps.

Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and, as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. And while you will find some of the friendliest people in the world on Merseyside, get on the wrong side of a scouser and a perfectly-timed put-down will come flying your way.

Ye da sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he's The Chaser' - Ste Swift (and pretty much everyone else) Colin told the ECHO Lifestyles Alsop Fitness Centre has opened a memorial at the gym so people can come and share their memories of Paul. He said the family have yet to announce when the funeral will take place, but Paul's mum said it would be held at St Mary's Church, West Derby. Megan Fox was thinking: 'That Arsenal fan must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Spurs fan and got slapped for it.' The one, the only Pete Price, Liverpool’s Citizen of Honour and greatest radio phone in host ever! The man, the lizard (apparently) has had an incredible 50 year career in entertainment. The natural ability to have any size audience in absolute uproar laughing, Pete travelled the world as a stand up comic after winning 70’s talent show ‘New Faces’. Now he’s either having a rant with us at The Guide Liverpool or hosting his long running Radio City phone in show – with hysterical results. Liverpool pays tribute to Pete’s amazing career here. Freddie StarrGareth Bale was booed by Real Madrid fans after holding up a flag with the words ‘Wales. Golf. Madrid. after Wales’s qualification for Euro 2020. We're made up that you read the Echo - so want to offer you great opportunities to Complete The Set and get more involved now!

Bruised Man Utd boss Ten Hag told Sky Sports he could not explain the manner of his side's second-half capitulation and took aim at their "unprofessional" performance in front of the club's travelling fans. I see the players come here today, one or two players come out in the second half having a laugh and a joke - they’re one nil down at Anfield having a laugh and joke with some of the Anfield staff, goalkeeping coach - I don’t like to see all that rubbish.

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Did you hear about the father and his son who went to Anfield to see Liverpool play, and it lived up to expectations? You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Liverpool and Man United are playing at Anfield and the Liverpool supporters are having a pint on the street when a Man Utd supporter walks by with only one shoe on. Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Liverpool Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Liverpool just won the league and the government are paying people without doing work Somewhere out there, there's a scouser with a genie in a lamp deciding what to do with his last wish